According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking