“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes