According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
