After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
