It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone