The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy