Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”