The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
