If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
