In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage