At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…