God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…