X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

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