We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell