People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing