I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again