We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
