In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that