We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
