I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins