The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…