That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
