When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule