We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
