Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat