Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it