The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…