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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Little Did We Know

I fist met Cap’n Crunch
back when he was 2nd Lieutenant Crunch
 
He did this weird thing where he’d put his cereal
in the powdered milk powder and say
Stays crunchy even in milk!
 
We all thought he was bucking for a Section 8

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
Artificial Emotional Intelligence

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
Who Are You Talking to When You’re Talking to Yourself?

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Dollar for Dollar

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
We Are All Implicated

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
“The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was... What is the secret of his immortality?” That’s an easy one, Mark Twain: The Tree of Life

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
Smile, You’re on Candid Camera!

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
My Biggest Mistake

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Answer the Bell

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
It’s Easy to Spot a Liar; It’s Harder to Pick One

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
People Will Do Anything Not to Feel Bored

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
What Do You Call It When the Pot Calls the Kettle Green? The Green Economy

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
To Love a Jew Is, In the End, to Be a Jew. In the Event, I Love Jews.

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
Make That Turkey Bacon

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
In That Case, Let’s See What’s Behind Door #3

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I Used to Live in the Elbow Room; Now I Live in the Bizarro Elbow Room

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast



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