She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
