There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have