All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs