In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines