The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
God is the world’s only super-bower
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
