In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…