The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…