At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true