The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

Love may never win but love always ties

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion