Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots