When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as