When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…