It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself