In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope