We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Let there be light blight and hindsight

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist