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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

A Few Clams Don’t Go Nearly as Far as They Used To

A Rising Tide of Discontent

We thought it would last forever
but in retrospect we were having
a high time at low tide
when the clam digging was easy
and the eating was good

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...
What If You Played Hide-and-Go-Seek but Everyone Was It

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Here’s Where the Story Begins

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Life Consists of Love and Work, and Love Is Analogous to Work

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
The Day I Became the World’s Greatest Motivational Speaker

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
A Used Car!

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
Haiku

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
You May or May Not Believe That God Is Real but God Always Believes in Who You Really Are

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
10-4 Means Yes, but 10/7 Means Yes and No

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Every Reincarnation Is Also a Preincarnation

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Easy Listening

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Life’s a Beachhead

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
“For in much wisdom is much grief and he that increases knowledge increases sorrow”

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
In the Age of Paranoia Everyone Will Feel Like They’re Being Followed, Especially by Their Friends

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Turning Water Into Wine

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The Narcissist Has a False Self, the False Self Has a Curated Self, and the Curated Self Wears a Mask

Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
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