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Chris Gaither

A Few Clams Don’t Go Nearly as Far as They Used To

A Rising Tide of Discontent

We thought it would last forever
but in retrospect we were having
a high time at low tide
when the clam digging was easy
and the eating was good

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They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
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What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
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There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
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The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
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Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Nothing’s Sacred

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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True or False

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
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The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
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The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
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I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
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It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval



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