Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself