Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before