I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…