Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition