X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny