As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding